Signs That Make You Wonder How Idiotic Humanity Actually Is

aesir911 Published 06/30/2016

Is there any hope for us at all?

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What was your first indicator?
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If you need this, perhaps you need to get your battery in your brain changed.
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If you're dumb enough to park beyond this sign, pretty sure you are too dumb to even read it.
4.
By the way, death hurts.
5.
Pretty sure you can milk anything with nipples.
6.
Thank you for telling me this city tax dollars.
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I'll do what I want to when I want to.
8.
Are they organic and raised by loving farmers that sing to them too?
9.
Also ice is cold, this concludes our lesson.
10.
Pretty sure it’s still the lollipop.
11.
Or do it? We honestly don’t care anymore.
12.
I was hoping it was made from freshly squeezed grapes...
13.
It contains milk?! That should be written in bigger writing! Oh wait...
14.
Discover your turn signal or discover if God’s real.
15.
We have a right to fight each other with fake shlongs!
16.
Pretty sure the last guy who jumped off didn't think it was on the ground level...
17.
Are you sure I can't drink out of that hose thingy?
18.
Maybe if you fixed the drinking fountain you wouldn't have this problem.
19.
How am I supposed to know if the XXL is big enough?…Oh, hello sexy ladies, I didn’t see you there.
20.
Being shamed.
21.
Are you sure this isn't the way to Narnia?
22.
Maybe some people are just kinda into that kinky stuff.
23.
This raises a lot of questions.
24.
If you hit this sign, you’re in for a big surprise.
25.
Stop crying Jimmy and be a man you little pussy!
26.
This thing sounds like a naggy mother.
27.
That’s what a realtor would say!
28.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
29.
Don’t tell me how to raise my children!

1.
What was your first indicator?
2.
If you need this, perhaps you need to get your battery in your brain changed.
3.
If you're dumb enough to park beyond this sign, pretty sure you are too dumb to even read it.
4.
By the way, death hurts.
5.
Pretty sure you can milk anything with nipples.
6.
Thank you for telling me this city tax dollars.
7.
I'll do what I want to when I want to.
8.
Are they organic and raised by loving farmers that sing to them too?
9.
Also ice is cold, this concludes our lesson.
10.
Pretty sure it’s still the lollipop.
11.
Or do it? We honestly don’t care anymore.
12.
I was hoping it was made from freshly squeezed grapes...
13.
It contains milk?! That should be written in bigger writing! Oh wait...
14.
Discover your turn signal or discover if God’s real.
15.
We have a right to fight each other with fake shlongs!
16.
Pretty sure the last guy who jumped off didn't think it was on the ground level...
17.
Are you sure I can't drink out of that hose thingy?
18.
Maybe if you fixed the drinking fountain you wouldn't have this problem.
19.
How am I supposed to know if the XXL is big enough?…Oh, hello sexy ladies, I didn’t see you there.
20.
Being shamed.
21.
Are you sure this isn't the way to Narnia?
22.
Maybe some people are just kinda into that kinky stuff.
23.
This raises a lot of questions.
24.
If you hit this sign, you’re in for a big surprise.
25.
Stop crying Jimmy and be a man you little pussy!
26.
This thing sounds like a naggy mother.
27.
That’s what a realtor would say!
28.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
29.
Don’t tell me how to raise my children!